
Belle: BRAXTON! What do you mean: "You don't think soccer is the greatest sport!?"

Clarissa catches up on the news.

This is Clarissa's boyfriend from college, but I can't remember his name...doh!

Clarissa and her beau chill out in the pool

Blond Beau: kowa-bunga!

Belle: How can Braxton NOT think soccer is the greatest sport! Lame! Stupid Braxton! Stupid Braxton's wife RoseMarie, using the phone!

Clarissa: Take this, Belle!
Belle: come to mama

Belle: I can control the ball with my mind

Clarissa: how does she do that!? I want mind control!

RoseMarie and Esther catch up.
(Note to self: age RoseMarie up to elder)

RoseMarie: now that you're old, you can't shake your bootie like this
Esther: oh, but I can ... and do

It's a skillin' party: Clarissa's Beau, Sylviana and Lainey

Clarissa: nom nom nom
Lainey: I have this box I want to give to you, Sylviana

That got Clarissa's attention, didn't it?
Sylviana: ooooo, what could it be?

Sylviana: it sparkles!
Lainey: it's the least I could do.
Clarissa: *stare* *pretend I don't want one of my own* *stare*

I guess this means they are engaged

Sylviana: YES! I'm getting married in the morning! Ding dong the bells are gonna chime!

Private ceremony


RoseMarie coming home from work

Sylviana: it tastes like these pancakes are made with tomato soup. Are they tomato soup pancakes?

Lainey: zzzzZZZZ zzzz
Sylviana: *stare* um.... ahem.... *cough*

Lainey: what? what was that? what happened?
Sylviana: *slurp* I didn't hear anything

Poor Braxton. I wanted to say "FAIL" but then I saw the car behind him. Not such a fail.

Braxton and RoseMarie close out this entry.
