1. The twins grew into toddlers
2. Poor little Hope passed onto to the next realm
3. Faith challenge me, her Sim Goddess Tina, to a battle
4. Aeric shared his alien abduction story with Evan
Let's find out how the Evan Irwin family is doing:
Evan: tooooooot! Wooot wooot!
Kirsten: woooooot! Tooooooot!
The dance begins for Charity
Chastity gets ready to jump into childhood.
Charity: THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Chastity: yeah, it's different, for sure.
Growing up is exhausting!
Chastity: I rock! I'm the bestest! I love dreaming of me!
First day of school starts with a hearty breakfast.
The girls eat in silence
Charity: Hey, Sim Goddess Tina!
Chastity: Hi there, Sim Goddess Tina!
me: be good at school.
While the girls are off to school, the men of the house head out the fishing hole.
IanJr: what's this?
IanJr: oh my GAWSH! It's a huge fish!!!
Look, Sim Goddess Tina!!
me: Evan, how's the fishing?
Evan: shut it! Stupid boot!
IanJr: hey! I caught another large fish!
me: you're pretty good at this, IanJr.
Evan: Shut your pie hole or I'll knock you into another world!
The girls are back from their first day of school...
me: how'd you do, Charity?
Charity: let's see.....
Charity: I don't get it...I did all the work. What the duece!?
Chastity: see ya later, Bus Driver Dude.
Chastity: I'm confused....it's not fair. *whine*
The girls are low on the "fun" scale, so let's send them in to play SSX Tricky.
Charity: go to the right...the right! the RIGHT!
Chastity: YOU SUCK at this Charity!
Kirsten: wowsers, where'd that come from?
The game was creating all sorts of minus signs so I sent the girls out to the pool to raise the critical fun levels.
me: Chasity, reach out to the right. SHE'S RIGHT THERE!
After swimming comes pizza.
me: holy sh*t! Chastity! What a shnozzer!! Charity, how's your nose?
Chastity: yeah, do you have a 'schnozzer'?
me: ugh! Yes, you do. Guess this means college will bring plastic surgery, eh?
Time for homework help.
Faith: what do you mean you don't understand.
Charity: you're not explaining it right...the teacher said to do it different.
Kirsten: ...you carry the 1 and that makes 9
Chastity: uh-huh...that's what I got, too.
Ever wonder what an insomniac does all night when he can't sleep?
I have. So I decided to follow Evan around at 2:00 in the a.m.
Here we find our subject getting ready to dive into the backyard pool
me: that dive gets a 9.5; the feet are a little too far apart for to earn a 10.
Next, our subjects ventures into the kitchen for a risky move:
juggeling water bottles.
me: including the bow, I'll give it an 8.0
Where will we follow Evan to now?
Evan: good morning, Stormy.
me: naturally...the dog.
Evan: you are such a good dog!
Oh, oh, oh! Kirsten is up, it must be near 7 a.m.
The watcher gets watched.
Well, thanks for reading, again! I hope you enjoy these installments.
We'll leave with the twins and their Mary Mack
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And they didn't come back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!
See you next time!