Finally an update, I know! I was playing the other families for a while, but I'm back to this one.
First, let's catch up. You can see the previous entry for this family if you want stats, but:
1. My sim-self: Atina married my husband's sim self: Aeric
2. My sister's sim-self is in the Sandy LisonB legacy
3. Aeric's brother's sim-self is in the Evan Legacy
The last chapter ended with the wish for a butler and for the girls to get into private school. Let's see how that went, shall we?
Sim-Aeric is very much like Real-Eric in that Sim-Aeric is full of energy in the mornings.
Real-Eric lets the dogs out in the morning while Real-Tina sleeps just a "little longer"
me: good morning, Star Shine
Clarissa: mornings betray me!
me: I understand completely.
Bastion: What the shit! Make my bed!?
me: do we have to go through this EVERY-SINGLE-DAY!?
Christina feeds her fish
me: um, I don't see any fish.
*more confirmation that I need a new graphics card*
*head on desk*
me: Yo! Clarissa, slow the flow!
The family that eats breakfast together, stays together.
Off to school.
Clarissa: bye all. Let's get me into private school, shall we?
Mallory: Butler's number is? 555-0693
The appointment for the headmaster is made, and Aeric gets to making his specialty
me: what is Lobster Thermidor, anyway?
Eric checks on the status of "the dinner"
and, it's done.
The completed plate.
The real stuff looks something like this:
okay, enough of that. Moving on.....
We hired a butler: Alon Rusewicz.
me: Welcome to the household!
me: what's wrong!?
Alon: yes, could you hurry please, it's an emergency!
The fire truck is there within seconds.
me: where's the fire? I don't see anything!
Lora Goss: What? Where? Who?
Alon: Hello, Miss Amy Andrews, nice to see you again. Now get out.
Amy: sho shu
Alon: I need to call the fire department again! It's an emergency!
Connor Rauscher: Here I come to save the day!
me: *yawn* there's no fire...turn around and get back in.
note to self: Alon is crazy and needs to be fired!
Atina: *humming* I think I'll call Braxton and see how he's doing
Alon: Ellaghana! Atina, you're in the way!
Atina: If you call the fire department again, you are fired.
Alon: uh...... too late.
Damn that Alon!
Connor: what? where? when? who? day to save?
Atina: sorry about my crazy butler, here's $100 not to turn me in.
Yup, we fired the butler on the spot! See ya looser!
Not a minute later:
*head on desk*
of course we have a REAL fire!
I looked and looked and it wasn't until I set my game into move objects that I found the fire-that-never-was and deleted it.
me: lovely, moving on....
me: what the ??
Chrissy: ow, ow, ow!
me: uh, yeah, ow!
me: hello? are you still alive after the many water knives got ya?
Christina: I think I have something in my ear.
me: you think?
Bastion: Okay, Irwin clan, when the headmaster gets here, we stick to safe topics. Like the weather....and...
Clarissa: ...and makeup!
Chistina: are you kidding me with this crap!?
Aeric: not make up!
Clarissa: hello headmaster Clarence Brown, I have make up on. tee hee!
Clarence: *ogle* *ogle* *ogle*
Clarence: woohoo, the boys are gonna love a hottie like you!
Aeric takes out dinner and warms it up.
Shmoozing points, here we come.
Bastion: so you see, Headmaster Brown, my girls are intelligent and will add an acedemic ferver to your institution
Clarissa: and I'm hot, so you can't go wrong.
me: oh yeah, you're hot all right!
Clarence Brown: flatulence over my dinner turns me on.
here are the final numbers. Looks like the girls got into private school.
That lobster thermidor put Bastion over the weight limit so it's time for a family jog.
Back from the jog around the block (or where ever they go when they disappear)
TV: Namba chambla. . . . fableen!
Bastion: UGH! Working out sucks!
Clarissa: What the shit! Clean the tub!?
me: get over it.
Christina doesn't complain when she is told to mop.
Points for her!
oh look! It's the Love Gypsy!
Love Gypsy: Hello Clarissa, here's a sample of my best love potion #9
Clarissa: Love potion #9. I'll take it!
Well it's a little late for the Halloween decor, but Christina loves it!
Well that's all for now. Next time we'll catch up with the other members of the Irwin clan.